Sarah’s Boyfriend & No Shame.

My sister has a boyfriend… has had one for about 2 years now (or is it 3, who’s keeping track??). He’s pretty nice, helps me with making my tacky sweater sing, glues my sunglasses back together, puts up with my sister’s craft obsessions, drags my furniture all around Denver and doesn’t judge me based on

Prison. Part 1.

There are a few things in life that can instantly catch my attention whether they are incorporated into casual conversation or mentioned in a sleazy commercial. These two topics happen to be prison and sharks. I’ll start with prisons because I just visited  Alcatraz. I suppose I should probably cover sharks too since those hang

Saving the Ta-ta’s…

This past Sunday was Denver’s Race for the cure. I would love nothing more than to tell you that it was great, easy, and wonderful… wait, what am I saying? It was wonderful. There were a few mishaps right from the start that caused my adrenaline to reach to unhealthy levels. It was probably just

It’s time for the “change”.

It’s fall. Well, here in Colorado it goes from winter at 7:00 am, to summer around noon, then skips up to fall right around dinner time. Talk about really experiencing the seasons. It can really put a damper on a girl’s wardrobe. When I pull myself out of bed all I can fathom wearing are

I don’t like to cuddle… And?

So in general people like to cuddle. Snuggle up on the couch during a movie, lay by a fireplace being all romantic, just canoodle in bed a bit before falling asleep… personally I don’t like to be touched for extended periods of time. I can’t for the life of me figure out how the hell