Dog Toots.

It’s a Friday night. I’m sitting on the couch surrounded by 5 dogs. And, one of them is farting, terribly. I think I may be assfixiating right now, as we speak. I once read a “Would you rather” card involving “farting blue smoke”… farting blue smoke would come in handy right now in identifying theContinue reading “Dog Toots.”


Seeing as it’s Thanksgiving, I find it more than appropriate to express my gratitude for so many things in life. My friends and family… honestly I couldn’t live without them or their inappropriate senses of humor. You know who you are. These “saying thanks” things can get a little overwhelming if you think about it.Continue reading “Thankful.”

Whoa Tiger.

Hey, did you know that tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Only the second most wondrous holiday of the entire year. A whole day devoted to thanks… oh and turkey, mashed potatoes, pie, green bean casserole, sweet potatoes, gravy, among a multitude of other artery clogging foods. (Yum). It’s one of those days I look forward to allContinue reading “Whoa Tiger.”

It’s called a Monday.

I realize it’s Tuesday. But I’ll have you know that yesterday was Monday, which for most people is an inherently no bueno day. Not my favorite that’s for sure. A few things happened… I won’t get into them because who wants to read some Debby Downer post about a lame Monday. I can tell youContinue reading “It’s called a Monday.”

You want some advice?

My friend told me I should blog about relationship advice. And I thought to myself, “What a great idea. I’m brilliant. And I have one of the most perfect relationships… [cough] with myself. Who wouldn’t want my advice?” You know who wouldn’t? You. So here is my first, and last relationship column. Some general rulesContinue reading “You want some advice?”

I’m an idiot. Example One.

I’ve been a little sleepy and/or out of it the past few days. So much going on… I’m just trying to not fall down the rabbit hole. I realize it’s probably not so good to start a story off with excuses, but I have to give you an idea of what we’re working with here.Continue reading “I’m an idiot. Example One.”

Blog Stalking.

I frequently have mixed emotions about blogging, about reading other’s blogs, about commenting in general… I know it’s ridiculous. I have a freaking blog. Look, here, I’m writing a blog RIGHT NOW, THIS VERY SECOND. WRITING, WRITING, WRITING. I’m down with the writing and I’m even more down with people leaving comments. I like toContinue reading “Blog Stalking.”

Step It Up.

  Yeah, so I went to “step” class tonight with my friend Lindsey. She’s the one that was in the special looking photo with me from Race for the Cure, in case you’re keeping track. We decided to give it whirl, maybe get our arses kicked and go home sweaty. Instead we were surrounded byContinue reading “Step It Up.”